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Fandom: James Bond
Characters: Gareth Mallory, Q
Pairing: Mallory/Q
Rating: PG-13
Word count: c.1500
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine.
A/N: For the trope bingo prompt "au: hooker/porn/stripper".

( There’s a flickering streetlight on the corner of Mallory’s street, a shivering boy standing underneath it. )

Fandom: James Bond
Characters: James Bond, Q, Gareth Mallory
Pairing: Mallory/Q
Rating: G
Word count: c.510
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine.
A/N: For the trope bingo prompt "fake relationship".

( “Keep touching me and I’ll have M shoot you,” Q says. “Don’t think for a second that we wouldn’t make it look like an accident.” )

Fandom: James Bond
Characters: Gareth Mallory, Q, James Bond
Pairing: Mallory/Q
Rating: PG
Word count: c.1600 (these parts)
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine.
A/N: From this promptcentral able. Ten drabbles in this post, one per prompt.

( part v )
( part vi )

Fandom: James Bond
Characters: Gareth Mallory, Q, Eve Moneypenny
Pairing: Mallory/Q
Rating: PG-13
Word count: c.600
Warnings: Non-graphic major character death.
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine.
A/N: Anon prompted: “Could you please write a Q x Mallory drabble where Mallory dies? Pweetty pwease *puppy dog eyes*”

( Q sees it on the news. )

Fandom: James Bond
Characters: Gareth Mallory, Q, James Bond, Eve Moneypenny, Bill Tanner
Pairing: Mallory/Q
Rating: PG-13
Word count: c.1600
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine.
A/N: 5 Mallory/Q AUs.

( siren!Q and sailor!M )
( private detective!Q and client!M )
( librarian!M and student!Q )
( ghost!Q and hauntee!M )
( assassin!Q and target!M )

Fandom: James Bond
Characters: Gareth Mallory, Q
Pairing: Mallory/Q
Rating: G
Warnings: None.
Word count: c.760
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine.
A/N: For the lovely kiyala, whose enabling ways are always appreciated, no matter what I say.

( Q sneezes, and very deliberately does not look up from his computer screen when he reaches for the almost empty tissue box. )

Fandom: James Bond
Characters: Gareth Mallory, Q, Eve Moneypenny, James Bond
Pairing: Mallory/Q
Rating: PG
Warnings: None.
Word count: c.2000
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine.

( They ignore everything that leaps and sparks in the air between them until they can't. )

Fandom: James Bond
Characters: James Bond, Q, Eve Moneypenny
Rating: G
Warnings: No warnings.
Word count: c.930
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine.
A/N: An AU set in the future in which Bond’s consciousness and human memories were uploaded into a completely bionic body when he was recruited into MI6, becoming Designation 007, and one day he boots up and finds a voice in his head that isn’t meant to be there.

( /Excuse me/, a voice in 007's head says, sounding offended, /I am not a malfunction, and I am certainly not something to be fixed in some primitive lab in those horrid underground tunnels./ )

Fandom: James Bond
Characters: James Bond, Q, Eve Moneypenny, Bill Tanner
Pairing: Q/Bond
Rating: G
Warnings: Amnesia/memory loss. Mild spoilers for Skyfall.
Word count: c.1200
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine.

( They send him back to MI6 after three days, with no memory of who he is or where he came from or of anyone he knew before. They send him back with a message that he relays bemusedly, with a thousand questions, with one little pill that explains everything. )